Poncho and Lefty

I have finally found a name for my boobs besides "The Hounds". I used to take my bra off in the evenings and yell, "release the hounds". I'm rather well endowed, plus I'm short, 4'11", which makes my tatas look very bodacious. The "big dogs", or "hounds" seemed like a good name for the "girls". I saw an Oprah show with Dolly Parton being interviewed and I got the bigest kick out of Dolly calling her boobs, "weapons of mass destruction". Individually she called them "Shock" and "Awe".

Since I started pumping again I have noticed that the right boob produces more milk than the left boob. This morning I noticed I was humming a tune while pumping and darn if it wasn't one of my favorite songs, Poncho and Lefty, by Merle Haggard. (I actually like Willy Nelson's version better, but Merle wrote it). I know this because, well, never mind.

So "righty" will now be called Poncho! She deserves a special name as she is working hard to produce liquid gold. The total amount coming out of Poncho per pumping session is still only a thimble full but it's that much every session. Hopefully Lefty will kick in and produce more than half a thimble full in the next couple of days. Week after next I'm going to start collecting all the thimbles full of milk and freezing it. Hopefully by then they will be more than thimbles I'm collecting.